Five By Five
by
Annie and Dani
"You
know, Xander, you really don’t have to come on the routine patrols
with me. I can handle myself," Buffy told
him.
"Not even a question," Xander replied.
"Just thought you might like the company. That, and Anya has decided
she needs, and I quote, ‘personal space’. So she kicked me out of my
own apartment."
"Understood," Buffy said. A moment of
comfortable silence passed between the two, then Buffy thought of
something. "Doesn’t she have her own apartment?"
Xander did
an odd combination of nodding and shaking his head, making
bewildered gestures with his hands. Classic ‘Don’t look at me, I
don’t know anything’ behavior.
Buffy let the subject drop.
"God, it’s slow tonight. " She looked around the cemetery. Nothing
stirred. Nobody rising from fresh graves or skulking behind trees.
Not even Spike returning to his crypt sweet crypt.
"Would
you rather the vampires had a big hootenanny for you?" Xander asked.
"Well no. But a gathering would be nice. Maybe even a
shindig." Buffy smiled.
"But no crashing zombies," Xander
pointed out.
"No zombies," Buffy agreed.
"Do you get
the feeling we’re just sitting around out here like those people in
horror movies you yell at because they’re being stupid? I’m suddenly
feeling very shmuck baity," Xander said.
"I’m on top of it,"
Buffy asserted. "Anything remotely shmucky going on, I’m
there."
She barely got the sentence out before the quiet
night was interrupted by the sound of a string snapping and the
awful noise of impact in a very human target. Stunned, Buffy looked
down at the crossbow bolt that now cleanly pierced through her
shoulder.
"Oh, god," Xander said, quickly moving to catch
his staggering friend. He looked off at where the shot had been
fired from. "Oh god," he said again, more in amazement than fear
this time.
Harmony stood poised a good distance away,
crossbow firmly in hand, a happy smile on her face. "I actually did
it! I took down a Slayer!"
"Xander," Buffy said. Xander took
his attention back from the vampire to his friend. Buffy’s face was
a sickly shade of white.
"Buff, just hang on. You’ll be
fine. It’s in the shoulder. Do you want me to pull it out?"
Buffy managed to shake her head no. "It hit something. I can
feel it inside. . .bleeding," she whispered. "This is so
embarassing. All this time, and this is how it ends."
"Ends?
Buffy, no. It’s not ending," Xander argued. "Just hang on. A few
more minutes. You’re better than this, Buffy. You’ve made it through
worse."
Buffy shook her head slowly. "I can’t. I’m so sorry
. . " She closed her eyes.
"Buffy?" Xander shook her gently.
"Buffy!" He ripped her clothes a bit, trying to staunch the flow of
blood from the wound. "Buff, don’t do this to me now. Buffy!"
For all Xander’s
protests, Buffy didn’t open her eyes again.
Two Weeks Later
Orlando, Florida
"I am so tired of this stupid meeting!" Chris whined.
"Don’t whine. You’re 29, old man. It’s scary," Justin said.
"Then stop whining about the meeting and shut up so we can
finish it!" Joey said.
Everyone was tired and worn out, not
in the mood for a business meeting. Lance was the only one sitting
wordlessly taking everything in, and the other three were bickering.
JC was only quiet because he’d fallen asleep, his cap pulled down
low over his eyes. Lance kicked him under the table. JC awoke with a
start and gave Lance a dirty look. Lance smiled.
"Everyone
just be quiet," Johnny interjected. "The sooner you guys stop
interrupting, the sooner it’s over and you guys can all go home.
Now, staging. We can’t make the roller coaster idea work. Any other
ideas for a replacement?"
"Aw, man," Joey said. He’d been
the biggest supporter of the idea of kicking off the show by having
’N Sync arrive onstage in a roller coaster.
"Sorry," Chris
told him.
"Why do we have to be so big and elaborate all the
time?" JC said. "Why can’t we just, you know, walk onstage?"
"Bo-ring," Chris and Justin said in unison. Justin
continued. "They didn’t pay sixty bucks a ticket to watch you walk
from the mix tower to the stage, C. They wanna make you work for
it!"
"Dance, pretty boy, dance!" Chris cackled, making
everyone break into laughter.
They almost didn’t hear the
knock on the door over the laughter. "Come in," Johnny yelled.
The door opened and Steve walked in, an older man behind
him. "Hey. Sorry to interrupt, but Mr. Belvedere here is looking for
Lance and says it’s ‘frightfully important’ that he see him."
Steve’s expression and tone of voice said he clearly thought the man
was weird.
"I’m Lance," Lance volunteered. "What can I help
you with?" Lance expected the guy to ask him if the guys would sing
at his daughter’s birthday party or something.
"Lance Bass?"
the man clarified. Lance heard the twinge of a British accent.
"Uh huh."
"Perhaps you should come with me, so I can
speak with you alone," the man asked.
"Just say it," Lance
said. "They can hear anything you have to say." Lance was getting a
little weirded out by the urgent tone in the man’s voice.
The man cleared his throat. "My name is Mr. Giles. I’m from
California. I’ve been sent to find you, to bring you there."
"Sent by who? And bring me where? California?" Lance said,
wary.
"B-by the Watcher’s Council. And yes, to California.
Sunnydale, to be specific," Mr. Giles answered.
"Watcher’s
Council," Lance repeated. "And that would be?"
Giles shook
his head. "This is going to sound very strange, but I assure you
every word is true. In every generation there is one. Usually. We’ve
had three for this one. Unusual circumstances. But one person with
the strength and skill to hunt the vampires."
"Vampires?"
Justin asked, bewildered.
"And forces of evil," Giles added.
"Long story short. It’s you, Mr. Bass. You’re next in line. You’re
the Chosen One. The Slayer."
There was a moment of complete
silence. Then Joey started to laugh. "You’ve been watching too many
vampire movies, Grandpa," he chuckled.
"I’m entirely
serious," Giles said.
Joey slowly stopped laughing.
"Isn’t this just a myth?" Chris asked. "Crazy premise you’d
base a fictional television show on?"
"Many myths are based
in reality," Giles explained. "This is one of them.
JC, who
had been sitting in silence through all this, turned to look at
Lance. Lance looked wary, spooked, and curious all at once. "Lance?"
he asked.
"Yeah?" Lance answered.
"I understand this
must be an incredible shock," Giles said. "If you’d like to take
some time, think it over. But we need you. You see, Sunnydale is on
a hellmouth. Actually, most of California is, but Sunnydale is where
it opens. We need an active Slayer stationed there."
"California on top of an evil portal. Why am I not
surprised?" Chris cracked. "Finally, an explanation for Hollywood."
"Mr. Bass?" Giles prodded.
"You’ve got to be kidding
me," Lance said. "Is this some practical joke? Chris?"
Chris
shook his head. "Not me. Not my style."
JC reached across
the table and took Lance’s hand in his. "Lance?" he repeated.
"Oh, my gosh," was all Lance could think of to
say.
Six very stunned pairs of eyes looked at the door
that the man who called himself Mr. Giles had just exited out of.
After a moment or two of silence, Justin laughed. "Well,
problem solved. We just start out the concert with Lance killing a
couple vampires. You know, it won’t even cost us anything, that dude
already gave Lance the stick."
"Stake," Lance said
automatically, without even thinking.
"Come on, Lance,
someone is playing a prank on you. Joey, you gotta tell your brother
not to just let anyone back here," Justin said.
"Baby?" JC
asked, looking at Lance with a mixture of concern and confusion on
his face.
Lance looked back at the doorway, and before he
could stop himself, he was already calling out, moving towards the
door. "Mr. Giles, Mr. Giles, wait."
"Oh come on, you've got
to be shitting me," Lance heard Justin say as he left the conference
room.
Lance hurried down the hallway after Giles, catching
him at the elevator.
Giles turned to him with a smile. "I
knew you'd come around."
"Show me one of these. . .
vampires," Lance said, his voice slightly shaking.
Giles
nodded and said, "We'll have to wait until dark."
Lance
nodded and they got into the elevator, not saying anything to each
other.
JC arrived
just as the doors closed.
"Look, with all due respect sir,
we've been sitting out here for about an hour, and it's really
cold," Lance said. "I don't see any vampires."
"You have to
give it time. You have the blood of a slayer inside of you, vampires
can smell that a mile away."
"Gee, that's comforting," Lance
muttered, pushing his toe into the sand, sending his swing slightly
into motion. Lance and Giles were waiting in a small park, and so
far the only thing Lance had seen were the occasional druggies.
"Lance, off to your left," Giles said, and Lance looked over
to see a man standing under a tree, his head turned in their
direction.
Lance got off the swing and started walking
towards the man. "If he's a vampire, what do I do?" Lance whispered
as they got closer.
"You put that stake into his heart."
Lance nodded, his hand grasping the stake in his jacket
pocket.
"Hey there, you looked kinda lonely, we thought we'd
come say hi," Lance said, giving the man a smile. He smiled back at
Lance in an almost predatory way, and Lance was immediately on edge.
When the man's face suddenly changed, wrinkles appeared, and he grew
a set of fangs, Lance felt rooted to the ground. He just looked at
the man -- vampire in front of him in shock.
"Lance!" Giles
exclaimed, "Stake him!"
Lance was still looking at that
face... the yellow, glowing eyes... the look of evil. He thought
that he might even be shaking. The vampire moved forward, and that's
when it happened. Without even thinking, Lance pulled the stake from
his pocket and rammed it into the vampire's chest. The vampire
looked at Lance in shock for a moment before he turned to dust right
before his eyes.
Lance looked at the place where the vampire
had once stood in shock. He dropped the stake and it hit the ground
with a soft thud.
"Oh my God..." he whispered.
"You
get used to it," Giles told him, putting his hand on Lance's
shoulder. "Now do you believe me?" Lance thought that he nodded to
Giles, but he wasn't sure.
"So will you return to Sunnydale with
me?"
Lance opened the door to his
hotel room, and as soon as he stepped in, he saw JC moving towards
him. JC pulled Lance into his arms as he asked a string of
questions. "Oh Lance, I was so worried. Where did you go? Were you
with that man? What did you do? Why didn't you call me? Why-"
Lance cut JC off as he pulled away from him, moving into the
bathroom and collecting all of his toiletries.
"Lance?" JC
questioned, following him into the bathroom. "What are you doing?"
Lance didn't answer JC, he just walked out of the bathroom
and over to his suitcase, putting the things he had collected from
the bathroom into it.
"Lance, come on, talk to me, you're
scaring me."
Suddenly, Lance whirled on JC. "They're real
JC," he said.
"Who are baby?" JC asked, reaching out to
touch Lance's arm, but Lance pulled away.
"Vampires. They're
real, Giles was telling us the truth. I killed one, I put my stake
right through his heart and watched as he turned to dust."
JC looked at Lance for a moment before he said, "Lance,
you're tired, you just need-"
"I am -not- tired, JC!" Lance
yelled, louder than he had intended to. JC looked shocked, but Lance
couldn't seem to control himself. "Vampires are real, Jace.
Monsters, demons, things you were afraid were going to come and get
you in the night... they're real! They exist, and I'm the only
person with the strength to fight them. Me, of all people. I can't
even play basketball, how am I supposed to save the world?"
"Lance," JC said, "did this guy give you anything, did he-"
"No, Josh, no. He didn't." Lance grabbed his clothes that
were lying on the floor of the hotel, throwing them into his
suitcase.
"What are you doing Lance?" JC asked.
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm packing so I can go
with some complete stranger to a town I've never been to and risk my
life to save people I don't even know."
"Lance, this is...
it's nuts. If this is joke, it's gone far enough."
"It's not
a joke, JC," Lance told curtly, shutting his suitcase, the clicking
of the locks echoing in the silent hotel room.
"You're
really leaving," JC said, his voice slightly shocked.
"Yeah," Lance said, his voice losing the anger and hurt it
had possessed just moments before.
"Lance," JC said, his
voice soft, "I don't understand this."
Lance laughed
bitterly, grabbing his suitcase and heading for the door.
"Yeah, well, neither do I."
Giles had his rental car ready
when Lance came out of the hotel. They put Lance's bags in the
backseat, and Lance turned around, looking back at the hotel. He
could see into the lobby, and he expected to see JC, running towards
him. He wanted to see it. They had hardly had a proper good-bye up
at their room.
"Lance," Giles said from the car, and Lance
looked back, nodding. He got in and Giles drove off, heading towards
the airport.
JC
ran out onto the sidewalk just as the car turned the corner and
disappeared out of sight.
Sunnydale, California
The Magic Box
Willow gently closed the book of spells that was open in
front of her and started drumming her fingers nervously on the
cover. "Does anyone else think this is gonna be kind of, you know .
. . weird?"
"I know," Xander replied. "I mean, I’m so used
to thinking Slayer equals Buffy. Now I’ve gotta start thinking
Slayer equals new girl. Not Buffy."
"Well, there was that
time Slayer equaled Faith," Anya piped in. "Actually, it still does.
I don’t get this. Why is a new one even called?"
"Little
thing called jail, sweetie," Xander answered. "I guess there’s a
bunch of back-ups. Since there’s no way they’ll let Faith out with
the whole ‘gotta save the world’ excuse, we call in reinforcements."
"It’s still weird," Willow said. "Giles wouldn’t even tell
us who the new one was."
"Maybe he wanted to make sure he
had the right person first," Tara suggested. "Aren’t they supposed
to be back today?"
"He called," Anya said. "They were at the
airport. They’re taking a cab here. I bet they‘ll be here any
minute."
"And you were going to tell us, when?" Riley asked,
climbing down from the ladder that led to the loft.
Anya
shrugged. "Nobody asked."
"An, sometimes, it’s okay to share
information voluntarily," Xander said helpfully. "Especially when
the others would like to know it."
Anya shot him a dirty
look as she came out from behind the cash register and joined the
others at the table. "So what happens now? Is Giles going to train
the new girl?"
"Guess so," Willow said. "I wonder what
she’ll be like."
"Well, she’s gotta be better than the last
one," Xander said. "Anything has got to be better than homicidal
maniac."
"Reformed homicidal maniac," Tara pointed out.
"But she won’t be Buffy," Willow said, an echo of sadness in
her voice.
Silence fell over the
table.
"God,
why do movies on planes always suck?" Chris sighed, throwing his bag
of airplane peanuts at the screen.
"Hey, that’s MY movie,"
Joey said defensively, watching the credits for "On The Line" roll.
"I repeat, why do movies on planes always suck?" Chris
asked. Joey threw a pillow at him.
Justin got up from his
seat in front of the Bicker Twins and moved to where JC sat in a
window seat, staring outside at the blue expanse of sky. "Hey."
JC turned as if startled, so lost in his thoughts was he.
"Hey."
"Whatcha thinking about?"
"Lance."
"I
already knew that," Justin said, trying to make his friend smile.
"What about Lance?"
"I don’t know what the hell is going
on," JC sighed. "I don’t know what to make of this whole Slayer gig.
I mean. . . Lance? Our Lance? He’s now responsible for controlling
the undead population of a Hellmouth? Lance puts up a fight whenever
we want to kill a spider on the bus, how’s he gonna go around
staking vampires?"
Justin shrugged. "I know. It’s crazy. But
Lance seemed to believe that old guy, Jeeves or whatever."
"Mr. Giles," JC supplied. "I know. Lance believes he’s the
Slayer."
"Maybe he really is," Justin said.
"I
guess. But I can’t help but wonder what this means . . . for ‘NSync.
For the tour, the album, everything."
"You mean you’re
wondering what that means for you and him," Justin stated. "You’re
transparent, bro."
JC grinned sheepishly. "I know. It’s
selfish of me, isn’t it? If he really is the Slayer. He’s supposed
to save the world, and I just wanna know if he’s gonna still crawl
into my bed at night."
"He will," Justin said. "He’s still
Lance. You’ll see when we get there."
"I hope so. He left in
the middle of a fight. We couldn’t even talk about this, he just up
and left."
"He’s a stubborn ass when he wants to be," Justin
said. "You know that. He didn’t mean it."
"I hope you’re
right."
"I’m right. Or else we wouldn’t have flown across
the country on a two a.m. flight with you. It’s not just you that
cares about him, ya know."
JC nodded. "I know. He needs his friends now,
whether he realizes it or not."
As
the musical chime of the bell over the door signaled the arrival of
someone new, five heads quickly turned towards the entrance to the
Magic Box.
Giles entered, placing a suitcase on the floor.
Lance followed behind him, staying a good few feet back.
"Ah, hello, everyone. Good, you’re all here," Giles said.
"So where is she?" Anya said without prelude.
Xander
grimaced at his girlfriend’s lack of tact. "I think what she means
is did you find her?"
"Yes, I did," Giles said. "Right here
behind me." He gestured towards Lance.
Eyes turned on Lance.
"Hi," he offered.
Willow looked confused. "Um, Giles, I know
you have like way more experience in the whole Slayer thing, but
isn’t he um. . . a guy?"
Giles shrugged slightly. "It’s not
unheard of for the Council to be wrong on occasion. Apparently, the
fact that all Slayers have been female till now is just a bizarre
coincidence. We’re pretty sure he’s the Slayer. All signs point to
him."
Xander started to laugh. "You gotta be kidding. That’s
a pop star, not a Slayer. What’s he gonna do, sing ‘bye bye bye’ to
the vampires and hope they really go bye?"
Lance blushed
furiously. "Look, I know it’s weird. And I’m surprised too. But I
killed a vampire."
"So?" Riley said. "We’ve all clocked way
more field time than you and we’re not Slayers."
Lance
opened his mouth to answer, but Giles interrupted him. "Look. I know
this isn’t easy. I know you all miss Buffy terribly; as do I. But
it’s not right for us to take it out on Lance. He didn’t ask for
this."
An uneasy silence hung over the group.
Tara
gently broke the tension. "D-do you have a place to stay? And I’m
Tara, by the way."
"Oh, right, introductions," Willow piped
in. "I’m Willow, and that’s Xander, Riley, and Anya." She pointed at
the person as she gave the names.
Lance nodded. "Um, no, I
guess I don’t have a place to stay. I just sort of followed Mr.
Giles. I guess I didn’t plan ahead."
"You can stay with us
for now," Xander offered. "We have a spare bedroom in the
apartment."
"But, what about -- " Anya started to protest.
"We talked about this, Anya. Hospitality?" Xander cut in.
"Friends in need?"
Anya pouted. "Fine. Come and stay in our
apartment and eat our food and use our towels. Please!"
Lance was unsure how to respond. Willow seemed to sense his
discomfort. "You’ll get used to her," she reassured him. "I’ll
explain to you later, if you want." Lance nodded.
"Very
well," Giles said. "Lance, why don’t you go with Xander and Anya
now, get set up. Maybe they can start to familiarize you with the
town, show you the hot spots, et cetera."
"Right," Xander
said. "Restfield Cemetery, Crawford Street, City Hall. Where the
demons like to party. And we like to crash."
"Actually, I
was thinking more along the lines of the Bronze, maybe?" Giles said.
"Ohhh. Human hot spots. Gotcha." Xander smiled.
Lance smiled wanly. Cemeteries? City Hall? What
the hell have I gotten myself into?
"Do
you even have any idea where you’re going?" JC asked Chris, his
voice full of doubt. Nevertheless, he followed the other three as
they made their way down the quiet streets of Sunnydale.
"Look, I’m just following the directions the dude at the
corner gave me," Chris said.
"You didn’t even have a
destination to give to the dude at the corner?" Justin said. "You
just said, where’s something cool? For all we know, he could have
sent us to the town brothel."
"But hey, girls," Joey said,
smiling. Justin punched him lightly in the shoulder.
"Look
at this town, guys," Chris said. "Do you honestly think anything
ever happens in a one-Starbucks town like this? No. The Bronze is
probably some club or bar. Would you rather have stayed in that dump
that called itself the Sunnydale Motor Inn?"
"I guess not,"
JC said, recalling the run-down motel that was the only place they
were able to find short-term lodging.
Chris peeked down what
looked like an alleyway. "Success. Bronze."
The others
followed him down the dark passageway to what looked like a decrepit
old warehouse save for the Bronze sign above the door. They paid the
cover charge then went inside.
"Nice," Joey drawled. "Girls.
Dancing. Girls. Food. Girls."
"Joey. The point of coming
here is to look for Lance," JC reminded him.
"Does that mean
I can’t have fun while I look?"
JC rolled his eyes. "Fine.
I’m getting a drink. Then I’m searching this place for Lance."
"I’m coming with you," Justin said. Joey was already making
his way out to the dance floor. Chris looked back and forth between
his friends before deciding to follow JC and Justin.
"Hey,
wait -- " Chris’s sentence was cut off as he accidentally bumped
into someone.
"Bloody watch where you’re going," a voice
hissed.
"Sorry, sorry," Chris said. JC and Justin had made
their way back to see what was holding Chris up.
Spike
looked at the three men, a light of recognition coming into his
eyes. "I know you," he said.
The other three looked at each
other. This guy looked kind of dangerous, what with the bleached
hair and the leather coat.
"I saw you blokes on the telly.
You’re that little song-and-dance troupe," Spike said.
"Um,
yeah," Justin said, not sure if the guy was serious or not. He
looked like the type who would beat up anyone in a so-called
boyband.
"You guys aren’t half bad," Spike said, pulling a
pack of cigarettes out of his duster and lighting one. "But aren’t
there two more?"
"Well, one’s on the dance floor," Chris
said, relieved the guy wasn’t going to punch him. He pointed at
Joey.
Spike didn’t seem interested in Joey. "No, where’s the
other one. The cute blonde one."
"We’re not sure," JC said.
"We know he’s here . . "
"Ah. Where? I wouldn’t mind meeting
him too. Seeing you lot together. Get the whole band vibe," Spike
said, obviously enjoying his little celebrity encounter.
"Well, we’re not really sure where he is," JC said.
"Somewhere in Sunnydale is the best we have."
"You lost
him?" Spike said.
"No, we didn’t lose him," Justin said. "He
sort of lost us. This whole Slayer thing."
"Slayer thing?"
Spike asked, eyes narrowing dangerously.
"Yeah. You know
about that?" Chris asked.
"What’s it to you?"
"Well,
Lance is the new Slayer," Justin said.
Spike broke out into
a grin. "You have got to be kidding me! He’s the Slayer?!" He
laughed. "This is great. This is bloody better than Buffy! And I
loved her!"
"So you know about the Slayer thing. Can you
help us out?" JC said. "We really need to find him."
"I can
take you to the man who would know where your boy is," Spike said.
"The Watcher."
"Jeeves?" Justin said.
"Giles," JC
and Spike both corrected.
"Get Joey," JC told Chris. "We’re
leaving."
Chris turned and started making his way through
the crowd of dancers. "Joe -- " he started to call out. Mid-shout,
he spotted a familiar face. "Lance!"
JC heard Chris’s shout
and followed his eyeline. Sure enough, Lance was standing there with
a group of people. JC moved quickly, shoving through people. He came
to a skidding halt in front of Lance, suddenly hesitant to hug him.
"What are you guys doing here?" Lance said in surprise.
"We came to find you," Justin said, joining the group.
"What, did you think you could just spring this on us then up and
leave? No way. We’re coming with you."
Lance half-smiled.
"But the tour?"
"Canceled," Chris said.
"Oh, but I
had tickets!" Anya pouted. "I spent my hard-earned money on you, and
you’re just going to cancel? That’s so rude!"
"We’ll give
you your money back," Chris told her, eyeing her warily.
Anya looked somewhat appeased.
Lance looked at JC.
"So you came."
"Yeah," JC said. "I couldn’t let you leave
like that. You seem to forget I love you. Where you go, I go."
"I’m sorry," Lance said. "I just sort of freaked. I
shouldn’t have left. I was going to call you tonight."
"Well, I guess I saved you a phone call," JC smiled.
Lance suddenly seemed to remember they were in the middle of
a crowd. "Oh. Right. Justin, Joey, Chris, JC . . . this is Anya,
Xander, Willow, and Tara. There’s one more, Riley, but he didn’t
come."
"Where’s Jeeves?" Justin asked.
"It’s GILES,
for the last time," JC said. "Get it right!"
"And that’s
Spike," Willow said, pointing at the vampire.
"He’s our
friend," Xander said. "Except we don’t like him."
"He’s a
vampire," Anya said.
"Whoa," Chris said. "So why isn’t Lance
like, poking at him with the stick?"
"Oh, he’s chipped,"
Willow said. "Harmless to humans."
"Make me sound like a
neutered puppy, why don’t you?" Spike said. Willow smiled
apologetically.
"Great. One big happy family," Joey said.
"Let’s dance!"
The group started to trickle onto the dance
floor, and Spike headed for the snack bar. JC grabbed Lance before
he could walk away. "Don’t ever fly across the country mad at me
again."
"I won’t," Lance promised. "Let’s dance. Tomorrow, I
start training to save the world. So tonight, we party."
JC smiled.
to be continued
eventually