We're Evil Thing Two and Evil Thing One.
We can piss off anything, anything anything under the sun.
We can convert anyone, anyone under the sun!
We'll convert them in a box, and we'll convert them with a fox (or two).
And we'll convert them here or there.
Say, we'll convert them anywhere.

And their replies: "No I do not want to be converted in a box! No I do not want to be converted by a fox (or two)! I do not want to be converted here or there. I do not want to be converted ANYWHERE! You will not convert me you JC/Lance obsessors, because I believe JC and Justin give each other mighty good pleasures!"

You don't like JC and Lance, you say.
Try them, try them, and you may!
They're the one true pairing, I say!

"No I do not like JC and Lance, and that is what I say,
for I still believe for JC, Justin is the best lay!"

JC and Justin for the best lay, you say
But for romance, I like JC and Lance.

"JC and Lance for romance? I guess, I could be swayed.
Give me proof why Justin and JC should not be the ones to get layed."

Go to Kevin's site and you will see.
Keep Justin and JC if you don't agree!
I say JC and Justin are too much like incest.
That is one reason why JC and Lance are the best.

"I went to this Kevin's site, as you said.
And at first the laughter just filled my head!
But then it went down to my nose,
And to my toes!
And soon the sound was heading I think south?
Anyways, it was coming out of my mouth!
But just one laugh does not sway me all the way.
I still need proof that Lance and JC are the more passionate lay ."

Just cause JC and Justin are the "cutest" they say,
Does not mean they're the most passionate lay.
It's just smut you want, that I can see!
And if that's all you need, you should try Nifty.

"So to Nifty I went, and what did I see?
A story by hilarious Kevin, at Nifty!
It was JC/Lance, but I read it anyway.
And I know that before, Justin/JC were the best I would say,
But after this story, I know that it must be,
That my now favorite pairing is Lance and JC!"

So, do you like them in a bed?
Do you like them giving head?

"Yes I like them in bed!
And yes I like them giving head!
So ends the battle of couples, I see.
And you were right, the best pairing is Lance/JC!"